Kindle Erotica - 101 Days of Lula

101 Days of Lula (text messages from my unrequited love affair with a Backpage. com Asian escort) 


A unique memoir of text messages between a successful screen writer and a younger Asian woman, whom he vainly thought he could get to fall in love with him. 

Phil, a successful screenwriter and long divorced, discovers a world of escorts and affordable sex while watching Anderson Cooper’s “360”. Afflicted with erectly dysfunction, Phil’s sexual desires have been relegated to the basement of his consciousness for many years. Suddenly, they are awakened by the news that young escorts are in his neighborhood and readily available. It is an OMG moment for him. 

Thinking that theseescorts may help him get his mojo back, Phil decides to check out the women on Backpage.com. He peruses the sexy photos of the gals, and settles on one: "
LULA: $160/ I am a 23 year old college student born in Canada and of South east Asian descent. University girl trying to balance her predictable school life with some excitement. I have a friendly, gentle and compassionate nature. I have dark hair, a light complexion with brown eyes. I have a petite frame at 5'1 32b 23 34 and 100 Ibs. My idea of a good time is chatting with a glass of wine while playfully touching and teasing each other, building up to a full body massage and then some."

Well, the price was right, and her pictures were lovely, and so Will asked her to come to his apartment for sex. Lula turned out to be an amazing package. She was not only an eager sex partner, she also enjoyed hanging around for hours to watch dvds, talk about ghosts, palmistry, the spirituality of rocks, eat frozen dinners and cheesecake, and sometimes sleep over. It was like having a pretend girlfriend. Phil couldn't have been happier. Not looking for love at the beginning, it wasn't long, until he fell in love with this attractive and interesting young woman. 

But when he foolishly tried to get her to fall in love with him, what should have been a simple, straight forward business relationship became seriously complicated, ending with Lula declaring that she did not want him to love her, it being a burden that she did not want. "I've given so much of my life to older men," she told him, "why in hell would I now put myself in a relationship with one!" He should find another girl, she advised, and abruptly broke off their “arrangement”. 

All he had left of their relationship were memories and text messages . Like most young people, did not speak to anyone on the phone. Text communication only. Grieving, Phil did the only thing he knew how to do - write. And so he assembled the text messages of his failed affair, added some narrative to make his and Lula’s story clearer, and managed to get a degree of closure on the events.



This off the cuff, interesting eBook "101 Days of Lula" can be read on the Kindle eBook reader, Kindle Fire Tablet or on any of the supported smart phones or tablets using a Free Kindle App is available for purchase at Amazon's Kindle Store.